This Old Man Screwed My Girlfriend

This Old Man Screwed My Girlfriend

You’re not gonna believe this shit! I cheated on my girlfriend, so she got her revenge by fucking some old guy she met at work. Can you fucking believe that? Then she sends me the video and she’s giving me the finger at the end. After I get out of work today, I’m going to go to her house and bang her mom. Fuck her!

Actually, I’m just kidding. I have no idea who that is in the video. A friend sent it to me. But the story is pretty believable. Don’t you think?

The Hard, Honest Truth

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The Hard Honest Truth

If you’re completely honest with yourself, you know it’s true.

Chanel West Coast Dancing in an Orange Bikini

Chanel West Coast makes the end of the world even hotter.

Chanel West Coast Dancing in an Orange Bikini

Props to Chanel West Coast.  It’s so freaking awesome that she’s dancing around her bedroom in an orange bikini while the world outside is imploding. We need more video Chanel. Please? If the world is going to end this is the way I want to go out.

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