The Misadventures of the Unfortunate Dakrat

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a small, furry creature. This creature was very unfortunate looking, and did not have any other creatures to play with. The other animals in the local area were too scared that the intense smell coming off of her over-hairy and un-kempt bush would make them vomit, so most stayed away completely. The animals that did chance being within 2 feet of it noted its eerily large cheeks and grotesquely thin body. Some of the more maternal animals in the area would occasionally converse with this creature, but it was sparingly and merely out of pity.

One day, some of the animals were standing outside of their dwelling talking about this strange, smelly creature. They were relatively bored and therefore slightly more curious as to what this ugly creature was doing in their dwelling. One of the braver creatures-a spider monkey-decided to venture over to inspect the creature better. He returned to the rest of the clan slightly shaken and more than mildly scarred. After much prodding they were able to get more information from him.

While spelunking in the creatures cave, the spider monkey discovered that the creature had absolutely terrible hygiene, and teeth that could make you cringe. Another discovery left the rest of the clan in disbelief: the creature was, in fact, FEMALE!

The clan clamored for a name for this creature. They had never seen one before. They discussed how although it quite resembled a chipmunk, it had qualities that were more similar to a rat.

It was cheetah that finally named her: DAKRAT.

As time progressed, the other animals became more accustomed to dakrats stench, and started occasionally allowing her to join them on their quests. Sometimes, these quests would leave the animals so delirious that they occasionally did things they would not normally do. Dakrat attempted to take advantage of this state of mind, and continually tried to get the male animals to go back to a dwelling, go spelunking, and then perform the mating ritual.

One animal in particular had a huge problem with lowering his standards while in a state of delirium. Camel was a quiet but wise creature. However, while delirious he could not be trusted to make rational decisions when it came to mating rituals.

One day after a very extensive quest, Camel was in such a state of delirium that he could barely walk. Dakrat used this as an opportunity to tell the other animals she was going to take care of him and make sure he did not get sick. She escorted him to his personal dwelling, and proceeded to convince him to have ritual with her.

The next morning, camel awoke to see dakrat in his sleep area next to him, but was still mildly delirious so he did not quite understand what had happened. He thought they had performed the mating ritual, but was confused because he remembered he himself moving, but was pretty sure she had not moved through the whole thing. He checked to see if he had inadvertently killed her with his abnormally large hump, and found out that she was in fact, alive.

At this point, camel decided that since he had already committed sins against his abnormally large hump, he might as well have some form of relief and repeat his offense. This proved to be to his demise, because dakrat soon became uncontrollably enamored with camel. Camel was both kind and wise, but he was also male, so therefore continued regularly performing the mating ritual with dakrat after carefully explaining that he just wanted a place to put his aforementioned abnormally large hump.

This did not deter Dakrat, but merely led her to make attempts at other local animals while still having ritual with camel.

What creature will dakrat try to pounce next? Will camel ever decide to stop having ritual with dakrat?

Tune in next week for the next installment of this children’s story!