Top 10 Funniest Suicide Girls Jokes

Funniest Suicide Girls Jokes

 

Top 10 Funniest Suicide Girls Jokes

Suicide Girls used to be a big deal when they first showed up in 2001. Since then, the quality of the models is severely declining. It’s too bad, because I had high hopes for what they would become. I stopped paying attention when they started the whole “Suicide Girls Hopefuls” thing which is absolutely ludicrous. They’re not the website they used to be, but we can still have fun with them. Can’t we?

Here are the top 25 funniest Suicide Girls jokes you will ever read.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of Suicide Girls?

A:  Knock on the door

Q: Why don’t Suicide Girls breastfeed their children?

A: Because it really hurts when they boil their nipples.

Q: What do you give a Suicide Girl who has everything?

A: Penicillin.

Q: What did the Suicide Girl say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?

A: “Look, they spelled Macy’s wrong!”

Q: Why do Suicide Girls wear underwear?

A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: Why don’t Suicide Girls get coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q:  What happened to the Suicide Girls  ice hockey team?

A:  They drowned during Spring training.

Q:  Why did the Suicide Girl climb the chain-link fence?

A:  To see what was on the other side.

Q: Two Suicide Girls were just found frozen to death at the drive in theater.

A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

Q: How do you get a Suicide Girl off of her knees?

A: Come.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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