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One of the newest memes to hit Facebook, is the Repost or Die Clown photos. Apparently, of you don’t repost the photos to your Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, etc., you will die at the appointed time at the hands of one of these evil clowns. If you repost the clown photo above (as opposed to the evil clown, below) you’ll live an extra couple of hours.

Repost or Die Clown

Repost this clown (above) and perish 2 hours earlier.

 

Arsenic Arson Killer Psycho

Arsenic Arson will kill your whole family.

For those of you on a tight schedule. (or if you work  third shift) , Prettywasted’s Arsenic Arson (above) can squeeze your entire family into a brutal and bloody mass murder at 4am sharp. In our opinion, she’s definitely the best value.

Now, hurry! Get to your Facebook and post this photo-or don’t say we didn’t warn you!!

 

 

 

This morning’s wood is brought to you by Kitty

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The only Kitty I know who refuses to shit in a box

She’s 22, her name is Kitty and she comes from Canada. Seriously, what the fuck else is there to know?

 

This morning’s wood is brought to you by: White Trash Beautiful

White Trash Beautiful for Pretty Wasted

White Trash Beautiful for Pretty Wasted

This 23 year old Oklahoma mom, apparently has a fetish for  pink duct tape. As long as she keeps producing kickass photos like the 4 shown below, I’d be happy to keep buying as much as she needs. MORE White Trash Beautiful on Prettywasted.com very soon. Enjoy your wood!

 

 

Today’s Morning Wood is brought to you by Fetish Fatale

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East Texas, USA Model: Fetish Fatale 

This  model from East Texas began her career in 2005 by sending in photos for the brand new website, Deadbabes. This wife, mom and professional poser has been a dead-icated model for DB since day one and continues to model on her (in the works, at this point) new website, FetishFatale.net.  Calling Fetish Fatale Morning Wood needs no explanation. Check out more of this Texas hottie right here on Prettywasted.com

Happy Birthday, Fetish Fatale!

(Photos by Mike Colwell)


 
Strawberry Kush

This Morning’s Wood is brought to you by Strawberry Kush

Kush is hot

Strawberry Kush of California

Naked Kush

Naked Strawberry Kush

The little hot 22 year old spends her days in Southern California with her toes in the sand (and fortunately for us) her hands down her pants.  Strawberry Kush is the best (if not top) 420 model in the USA today.

Think you can give us wood? Send your pics to Prettywasted.com Include your real name, stage name (if any), location, age and DOB and be ready to prove it.

More Strawberry Kush in the near future.

 

Malicious Envy feeling a little Malicious

One of the sexy ladies who made Deadbabes a household name, the hot, little model from San Jose, CA. returns once again to the pages of Prettywasted.com. I’m guessing she smoked quite the bowl of 420 before these photos were taken, which I think you’ll agree made these pics come out even better-if that’s even possible.

More Malicious Envy real soon on Prettywasted