Here's Your Update, Bitches.

MTV's new reality show. "Juggalo Grandad"

My mom saved all my nursery school pictures.

The guy who lives next door thinks he's a fucking pirate and always wants to drink Captain Morgan with me.

"Next I'll blow it out of my mouth and right up your ass. Hold still!"

Redneck Smoke Detector

Bride of Chucky

Red Neck Brazilian Wax

"What time is it? Oh yeah! It's time to piss myself!"