HER: "Do you promise to delete these and not put them on the internet?"

HIM: "Of course, I'm just fucking around with this new camera. Just relax and pose."

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This picture is fucking disturbing. It's so WTF that I can't express it in words. It's fucked up. And that's coming from a guy who's seen some sick shit. Nah, I was just kidding. Go get er' grandpa!

Fall in love with Chrystal Toke Click here.

What a kick ass week for pic submissions on the site. This new one by Strawberry Kush is fresh off the cell phone. SK is a fucking knock out. I have such a web crush on this chick. With models like we've got on Prettywasted.com, there's no reason to go anywhere else. STRAWBERRY KUSH=FUCKING HOTNESS. Look for more SK right here!

Train Wreck hooked me up with this hot pic on a Monday? Can you believe it?  This girl is not only fucking perfect in every physical aspect (You'd die if you saw her in one of her micro minis or bikinis) but she's dedicated to her sites.. I hope Train Wreck and I can work a long time for Prettywasted. Once I get the site insanely rolling,You'll be seeing a lot of her. Enjoy....

Well, they'd have to prove it to me.

I don't know who this chick is but I definitely want to party with her for like a fucking year or two.

Oh, man! I hope these aren't the hot chick's (above) feet

On his wife? On his taxes? On an exam? Fuck! I have to know.

Ha ha! Old Creepy internet dude.

Reminds me of those dolls where you pull the string to make them speak.

I hate finding pictures of my great, great grandmother on the internet.

Yeah, I know this is pretty fucking stupid, but I'm pretty high right now and I'm laughing.

My grandparents made a porno. AND....they made me tape it for them.

Completely fucking shitfaced.

"No, I'm not gonna fucking say it and you can't make me!"

My fucking grandparents,again! Nice asses, though!

I hate to say it, but I think the guy on the right is hiding an erection.

This is proof that guys will fuck anything

Gayle Fett has a NEW LIVE set on the site. Click here to see it.

I was going through some old photos the other day and found this pic of this model who was on one of my websites for awhile. I don't remember her name, but that's not important anyway. I have a question for everyone. Is that bush you see through her underware? I never noticed it until now. Is it bush? I have to know. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and tell me your thoughts.

Tiger Woods was found in Dallas this morning.

Malicious Envy is Human Viagra

All you have to do is say her name and I pop a chubby in my Fruit of the Looms. Malicious Envy (formerly of the Deadbabes) answered my plea for HOT pics. Isn't she fucking stunning?  Sorry to tell you guys....she only sleeps with other chicks. That alone makes Malicious Envy the ultimate c**kteaser. (More pics coming soon)

Sorry about the gross post. This is just here to remind me that "Footloose" is on television this weekend.

GREAT NEWS! I just got a letter from the TV show "Hoarders" who told me that if I keep this shit up for another year, I'll get to be on the show.

Just a friendly reminder from the Prettywasted.com staff. Please inform whomever is in charge of turning your balls to please turn carefully, or they will be crushed.

Train Wreck Arrived at Prettywasted.com at 4:20am this morning.

Train Wreck, (also from the Homegrown State of California) is one of the HOTTEST site models you'll find anywhere. I asked Train Wreck to come up with a few fan pics and get as creative as wants. I'm dying to see the results. This chick is sex on two legs. I fucking LOVE this model!!!!

You should definitely check out our MySpace blog for updates to this site. It will keep you in the loop, while you do more important things like blunt rolling and seed cleaning.

New Zealand's 18 year old Zombie Girl is so fucking hot, she has to add ice to her bathwater, so she doesn't burn herself.

This is how you choose your wife.

I kinda like it when the wife parties with her girls.

The Original Suicide Girls

"Um, that's ok, no bread for me, thanks anyway."

Now, there's a bike you wouldn't find me stealing.

"I told Grandpa if he didn't give us any shit about putting him in a nursing home, I'd let him feel me up for 3 minutes."

I never ever thought in a million years that I would thank a woman for wearing panties, but I definitely want to thank this one.

That is one tiny hiney. Also a very nice tiney hiney.

It must have been early in the evening when this pic was taken. No one has written "PUSSY" across his forehead, yet.

Meet the Rose Family. Notice a young Axl on the far right.

THIS is how you choose your prom date

Fetish Fatale is fucking amazing! We worked together on Deadbabes and I've known her for a long time. This chick is 100% Grade A Woman. I know they grow some hot ladies in Texas, but they're DEFINITELY NOT Fetish Fatale. No one is. (Fetish Fatale has promised pics soon, so hang in there.)

Like the chick on the right has no idea that this pic would end up on the internet.

A really good nurse keeps all her syringes on the bottom of the cart.

Strawberry Kush takes a quick pic to wish everyone a Prettywasted weekend.

(More SK coming to this site soon!)

Aruba's Own Cannabis Queen Declares Her Love for Prettywasted.com

Always be certain that your bicycle seat doesn't make you look like you have a penis. Especially if you're a girl.

One of my favorite tramp stamps. It's for women who insist on going commando....

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