We made a boo boo and published the wrong ass on Monday, so that means there was no Amazing Ass of the Day on Tuesday. That’s why we’re making up for it with this amazing, chaps covered cowgirl booty. Do you have an amazing ass? Do you know someone who does? Click here!

I found this on the net last night and it was love at first bite. Although, I’ve never been much for spicy Mexican foods, there’s something about the marriage of taco ingredients and bacon that brought out the caliente’ in me. I realize falling in love with a food item might be considered nonsensical or even insane, but I declare right here and now on the internet that it’s true love.

More Food Porn on Pretty Wasted soon.

Have you got an amazing ass that we should know about?

Sorry, Stevie, I love you and I’m a huge fan, but this was too funny not to post.

Pretty Wasted fans may remember Willow Rose as our “Hot Naked British Girl”,  who appeared on this site from 2011-2012 and caused multiple traffic jams to my web server.

The HOT Brit, herself, Willow Rose is returning to the website soon with some awesome latex-inspired photos and hopefully some of her well-known artistic nude shots. I’ve upgraded the server to handle the traffic, so make sure you visit all you want. In the meantime, you can feel free to LIKE her page on Facebook. Tell her you’ found out about her on  PW.

MORE WILLOW ROSE SOON!

Amazing Ass of the Day Winner

The winner of our daily,  series is this young lady from the internet. The good news is, I know who she is, the bad news is, she doesn’t wish to be identified, because as she puts it, “My boyfriend is an asshole!” Still she was nice enough to enter her quite shapely backside so the viewers at Prettywasted.com can enjoy it forever.

Like all our winners, she will receive a FREE roll of the softest toilet tissue at the market.

1.) Be at least 18 years of age.

2.) Have an amazing ass.

3.) Take a photo of your amazing ass.

4.) Win.

Do you have a great ass and want to win a FREE roll of toilet tissue?

Enter your ass in our Amazing Ass of the Day contest now.

One of the newest memes to hit Facebook, is the Repost or Die Clown photos. Apparently, of you don’t repost the photos to your Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, etc., you will die at the appointed time at the hands of one of these evil clowns. If you repost the clown photo above (as opposed to the evil clown, below) you’ll live an extra couple of hours.

Repost this clown (above) and perish 2 hours earlier.

Arsenic Arson will kill your whole family.

For those of you on a tight schedule. (or if you work  third shift) , Prettywasted’s Arsenic Arson (above) can squeeze your entire family into a brutal and bloody mass murder at 4am sharp. In our opinion, she’s definitely the best value.

Now, hurry! Get to your Facebook and post this photo-or don’t say we didn’t warn you!!

The only Kitty I know who refuses to shit in a box

She’s 22, her name is Kitty and she comes from Canada. Seriously, what the fuck else is there to know?

White Trash Beautiful for Pretty Wasted

This 23 year old Oklahoma mom, apparently has a fetish for  pink duct tape. As long as she keeps producing kickass photos like the 4 shown below, I’d be happy to keep buying as much as she needs. MORE White Trash Beautiful on Prettywasted.com very soon. Enjoy your wood!

East Texas, USA Model: Fetish Fatale 

This  model from East Texas began her career in 2005 by sending in photos for the brand new website, Deadbabes. This wife, mom and professional poser has been a dead-icated model for DB since day one and continues to model on her (in the works, at this point) new website, FetishFatale.net.  Calling Fetish Fatale Morning Wood needs no explanation. Check out more of this Texas hottie right here on Prettywasted.com

Happy Birthday, Fetish Fatale!

(Photos by Mike Colwell)