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Top 9 Entertaining Tumblr Blogs for Stoners

1.) PRETTY WASTED

Prettywasted is your #1 blog on Tumblr

Of course, Pretty Wasted is the #1 entertaining blog on Tumblr…..but keep it to yourself!

Who would write a Top 10 list of Tumblr blogs and not include their own as #1? Not us, of course. The Prettywasted Tumblr Blog  is a mish-mash of all sorts of weird shit, hot topless women and reblogs from other Tumblrs that I felt were worthy of a reblog. If you haven’t got a Tumblr account, you don’t need one to view the blog, but you will require one to interact with us.

 

2.) Walmart Feet

Walmart Feet

This little piggy threw up on the others before it went to the market.

Even though Walmart Feet is a pretty disgusting blog, it’s also got that EWWWWW factor that we all love. It’s a collection of the grossest feet ever discovered on the internet. Why is it named, Walmart Feet? Ever get a good look at a pair of flip flopped feet at your local Wally World? Ugh! Good for a shock factor. Not as gross as Two Girls One Cup, but for some people, it comes pretty fucking close. Send the link to someone with a foot fetish.

 

3.) Sewerside Girls

Good Sewerside Girls always flush after a photo shoot

Don’t forget to flush after the photoshoot!

It’s not easy to become a Suicide Girl. Well, that’s not exactly true, amymore. They appear to be a lot less strict than they used to, but the process is still very political very political and not everyone is going to get in.

Enter Sewerside Girls.

I decided to create a site that any woman could join. Young, old, pretty, ugly, fat, skinny, it doesn’t fucking matter. Anyone can become a Sewerside Girl.

Go to our Tumble now for info on joining Sewerside Girls

4.) Things Stoners Like

 One of the things stoners like

This is a pretty successful blog, but it hasn’t gotten to the point yet, where it sucks from being too good. Weed pics dominate this well produced Tumblr, but there’s also lots of food porn, funny shit and cannabis news.  The instructions are easy. Light up what you have and then scroll. That’s all there is to it.

5.) Disgusting Human

 

Sheena Lestrange: Her Tumblr is completely fucked up.

This blog rocks balls! Sheena Lestrange smokes pot on camera, makes some kick ass vids and shows off her tits, her ass and usually her hairy assed armpits. Why the fuck am I so infatuated with this woman? Anyways, I’ve got to get this woman on this website on at least a semi-regular basis. It’s my goal for 2012. Her blog is also entertaining as fuck, so go visit. (Password for video is howtokill)

 

6.) The Real Scumbag Steve

 

Scumbag Steve is on Tumblr

Everyone knows a Scumbag Steve. He’s the guy who borrows your car for a half hour and 3 of your CD’s and the change you keep in the center console is gone. He’s the muthafuka who would eat your last Twinkie without asking you first. He’d bang your mom and then tell you afterward that she came on to him. He’s a fucking scumbag.

The real Scumbag Steve is anything but a scumbag. His name is Blake Boston (which is a little fucked because he also lives in Boston, MA.) and he has gone and done what few do. He’s embraced himself as an internet meme.  He’s a dad, he’s in a steady relationship and unlike SS, he’s got a real job. He takes care of his family. He’s like a Good Guy Greg only real.

Check out Blake’s Tumblr for some kick ass Scumbag Steve memes that people create and submit to his site. Make sure to follow him, because if you’re not a dick, he’ll probably follow you back.

7.)  Disgusting Questions

 

Sheena LeStrange  , Disgusting Human from above answers your questions. There’s a whole fucking blog dedicated to this and it entertains the shit out of me to no end. I seriously recommend ripping some massive bong hits before reading. If you think you’re one of those people who’s seen and heard everything on the internet, you couldn’t be more fucking wrong.

 

8.) Fuck Yeah Strawberry Kush

Strawberry Kush in her most natural state. No makeup, absolutely no photoshop

Quite possibly one of the most beautiful women I’ve seen in my life. Strawberry Kush is fucking smokin’ hot. She’s also one of those chicks that always will be completely gorgeous.  Kush is currently pregnant and taking a vacation from pics until the baby is born. She’s also a newlywed, so save your money on the diamond, boys, you’d just be wasting your time.

I’m hoping Strawberry Kush is back with us soon….like as soon as they cut the cord, soon.

 

9.) We Love Marijuana

That’s fucked up weed. Every time she exhales her knee jerks back.

MORE BEST OF TUMBLR  BLOGS COMING SOON!

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Walmart Feet is Now Live on the Web

Gross disgusting feet make me vomit.

If you’re like me and you want to see gross, disgusting and vomit inducing feet removed from the planet, you should definitely pay a visit to our latest blog, WalMart Feet.

WalMart Feet is a compilation of some of the grossest looking feet you’ll see in the entire world. It’s aim is to raise awareness of gross feet and eradicate them from the earth.

You’re also free to submit your own gross feet pics, send us hate mail and just stalk us in general.

So don’t wait….

Visit WalMart Feet today

TOP 5 SIGNS YOU WORK FOR A DOUCHEBAG

TOP 5 WAYS TO TELL YOU WORK FOR A DOUCHEBAG

by Joseph James

 your boss is an asswipe

 Sure, you may not like the boss, but is he/she really a genuine douchebag? Maybe they’re simply a jerk, an idiot, a creep or moron. But is he/she a 100% vinegar and water frontal enema? I’ve worked for both douche and non douche bosses over the years. I’ve taken the top ten traits I’ve found to be descriptive of douchebaggery You’ll find them below. Please be aware that the term douchebag is subjective to interpretation, but you’ll get the point.

 

 

1.) He Hates To Go Home and Expects You to Stay Late All The Time

 

your boss never goes home and keeps you late every night

My last boss was like this. He hated to go home so badly, that he’d call you up at 6 to let you know he was showing up at 7pm (the time you were planning on leaving) for a quick visit. Then he’d show up with some 2 hour useless Power Point presentation.  What an asshole.

 

 

2.) The Only Power He Has Is At the Office

 

asswipe

 

I kinda felt bad for my last boss. Work was all he had. He was nothing but a little bitch at home and he knew it. That’s why he used to push his people around. Very sad. I hate it when someone is a bad boss for the simple reason that they’re a “sir” or “ma’am” at work, but at home they are belittled, sad excuses for people.

 

 

3.) He Wants To Be Your Friend Sometimes

 

the cable guy is here

 

“Hey, let’s go out to lunch”. “How about us getting a couple of beers?” These are sure telltale signs that your boss is a douchebag, This guy has no friends, He’s at work all the time so all he has are his subordinates around him. Hanging with your boss can be career suicide. The only thing douchier than your boss asking you to hang out with him, is you going,

 

 

4.) He’s a Hypocrite

 

is your boss two faced?

The same guy that showed you the sexual harassment videos when you started, constantly talks about the chicks in the office as if they’re the produce section at the supermarket. “She has a behind like a ripe juicy apple!” “Check out her melons!” “Shake those grapefruit, baby!” This guy is a major douche. Every guy appreciates a nice looking women, but if you’re going to be a 6th grader when you comment, you’re 101% douche.

 

 

5.) He Rotates his Ties

 

your boss wears ugly ties

This is a trait of a true douche. Monday, it’s the purple tie, Tuesday it’s the Pink Paisley and Wednesday is dark navy with little annoying gold anchors over them. And don’t forget bowtie Friday!

 

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