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Top 9 Entertaining Tumblr Blogs for Stoners
5 days
1.) PRETTY WASTED
Of course, Pretty Wasted is the #1 entertaining blog on Tumblr…..but keep it to yourself!
Who would write a Top 10 list of Tumblr blogs and not include their own as #1? Not us, of course. The Prettywasted Tumblr Blog is a mish-mash of all sorts of weird shit, hot topless women and reblogs from other Tumblrs that I felt were worthy of a reblog. If you haven’t got a Tumblr account, you don’t need one to view the blog, but you will require one to interact with us.
2.) Walmart Feet
This little piggy threw up on the others before it went to the market.
Even though Walmart Feet is a pretty disgusting blog, it’s also got that EWWWWW factor that we all love. It’s a collection of the grossest feet ever discovered on the internet. Why is it named, Walmart Feet? Ever get a good look at a pair of flip flopped feet at your local Wally World? Ugh! Good for a shock factor. Not as gross as Two Girls One Cup, but for some people, it comes pretty fucking close. Send the link to someone with a foot fetish.
3.) Sewerside Girls
Don’t forget to flush after the photoshoot!
It’s not easy to become a Suicide Girl. Well, that’s not exactly true, amymore. They appear to be a lot less strict than they used to, but the process is still very political very political and not everyone is going to get in.
Enter Sewerside Girls.
I decided to create a site that any woman could join. Young, old, pretty, ugly, fat, skinny, it doesn’t fucking matter. Anyone can become a Sewerside Girl.
Go to our Tumble now for info on joining Sewerside Girls
4.) Things Stoners Like
One of the things stoners like
This is a pretty successful blog, but it hasn’t gotten to the point yet, where it sucks from being too good. Weed pics dominate this well produced Tumblr, but there’s also lots of food porn, funny shit and cannabis news. The instructions are easy. Light up what you have and then scroll. That’s all there is to it.
5.) Disgusting Human
Sheena Lestrange: Her Tumblr is completely fucked up.
This blog rocks balls! Sheena Lestrange smokes pot on camera, makes some kick ass vids and shows off her tits, her ass and usually her hairy assed armpits. Why the fuck am I so infatuated with this woman? Anyways, I’ve got to get this woman on this website on at least a semi-regular basis. It’s my goal for 2012. Her blog is also entertaining as fuck, so go visit. (Password for video is howtokill)
6.) The Real Scumbag Steve
Scumbag Steve is on Tumblr
Everyone knows a Scumbag Steve. He’s the guy who borrows your car for a half hour and 3 of your CD’s and the change you keep in the center console is gone. He’s the muthafuka who would eat your last Twinkie without asking you first. He’d bang your mom and then tell you afterward that she came on to him. He’s a fucking scumbag.
The real Scumbag Steve is anything but a scumbag. His name is Blake Boston (which is a little fucked because he also lives in Boston, MA.) and he has gone and done what few do. He’s embraced himself as an internet meme. He’s a dad, he’s in a steady relationship and unlike SS, he’s got a real job. He takes care of his family. He’s like a Good Guy Greg only real.
Check out Blake’s Tumblr for some kick ass Scumbag Steve memes that people create and submit to his site. Make sure to follow him, because if you’re not a dick, he’ll probably follow you back.
7.) Disgusting Questions
Sheena LeStrange , Disgusting Human from above answers your questions. There’s a whole fucking blog dedicated to this and it entertains the shit out of me to no end. I seriously recommend ripping some massive bong hits before reading. If you think you’re one of those people who’s seen and heard everything on the internet, you couldn’t be more fucking wrong.
8.) Fuck Yeah Strawberry Kush
Strawberry Kush in her most natural state. No makeup, absolutely no photoshop
Quite possibly one of the most beautiful women I’ve seen in my life. Strawberry Kush is fucking smokin’ hot. She’s also one of those chicks that always will be completely gorgeous. Kush is currently pregnant and taking a vacation from pics until the baby is born. She’s also a newlywed, so save your money on the diamond, boys, you’d just be wasting your time.
I’m hoping Strawberry Kush is back with us soon….like as soon as they cut the cord, soon.
9.) We Love Marijuana
That’s fucked up weed. Every time she exhales her knee jerks back.
MORE BEST OF TUMBLR BLOGS COMING SOON!
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Prettywasted.com is NO LONGER Associated With The Deadbabes Group
Strawberry Kush of Prettywasted.com is a former Deadbabe
Effective immediately, The Prettywasted Network no longer owns, endorses, participates in or accepts the Deadbabes group on Facebook (I’ll be removing any and all links and ads from this and my other sites as soon as possible.)
Created in 2005, The Deadbabes were the first non-nude, invitation only website on the internet. It went through a few variations over the years, with it’s final incarnation on Facebook.
Due to irreconcilable differences with the admins, (some of them friends with me since we first began) I decided it was time to take the baby I created and sacrifice it to the internet gods. The current Deadbabes group is free to use the name, but not the famous 3 chick logo, or any photos owned by this network.
What does all this mean to you?
Nothing really, except if you model for both Deadbabes and Prettywasted.com
I’ll decide by the end of the month whether or not to delete those who modeled for both sites. They ganged up on me yesterday like I slept with their mothers. It was completely uncalled for and although some of them were really great models, there are zillions of models still on the net-looking for a place to do their thing.
Thank you to the former Deadbabe (and damn her for not letting me mention her name) who wrote last night and said.
“Joe, Deadbabes without you will be like The Office without Steve Carell. Some people will still watch it, but it will just be an empty version of what it used to be.”
Thank you!
E-Vomit Has a Kickass Tumblr
15 days
E-Vomit takes Krazy Straws to a new and improved level.
If you’re looking for a certified insane blog to follow on Tunblr, E-Vomit has it. I’m so glad I found this blog, I may show my appreciation by sticking a wet finger inside an electrical socket later.
Go follow this woman. You won’t regret it-or maybe you will, which is even more fun.
Walmart Feet is Now Live on the Web
If you’re like me and you want to see gross, disgusting and vomit inducing feet removed from the planet, you should definitely pay a visit to our latest blog, WalMart Feet.
WalMart Feet is a compilation of some of the grossest looking feet you’ll see in the entire world. It’s aim is to raise awareness of gross feet and eradicate them from the earth.
You’re also free to submit your own gross feet pics, send us hate mail and just stalk us in general.
So don’t wait….
Visit WalMart Feet today
Mondays Suck, But LOL Pics Make It All Better!
17 days
Remember: When you can only choose one model…make sure it’s the one with the anal beads around her neck.
I wonder if he gets volunteers?
Rapper Mathematics
Ok, these two are about ready to ask to dance.
I never knew what those fucking things were for…..
The only thing worse than this old dude’s ball sack hanging out, is the sick fuck who took this photo.
I can’t fucking believe this! Unlimited calling for just $55 monthly! What a deal!
This is how you know your pizza guy hates your guts….
Captain Morgan’s and a sugar free Rock Star? I’d rather be doing a blunt of blueberry kush and a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
I can’t begin to tell you what a total turn on this picture is for me. I don’t usually let my personal life get in the way of working on this site, but this is a pic I can fap to. An attractive looking woman, in nothing but lingerie and high heels is awesome to begin with, but it looks like she’s going to vacuum the floor, as well. That’s fucking HOT!
The Arsenic Arson Theme Song
18 days
The New York Dolls had her figured out 20 years before she was born.
And yeah, for you kids that didn’t know, that’s a much younger Buster Pointdexter at the mic.
Our Resident Crazy Has Returned
18 days
Arsenic love
I guess this explains where she’s been hiding the past couple of months.
Arsenic Arson sneaks a quick pic between electro shock treatments, compliments of The State of Florida. Can you believe she’s under 24 hour watch for her fingernail biting problem? Weird thing is she doesn’t bite her own. Just other people’s. And that’s why we love her.
Arsenic Arson has promised me more cool shit from her camera is going to end up on our doorstep soon, (or was it that she’d shit on my doorstep soon?) so come back and check daily. Remember, Prettywasted.com is the only place you can currently see Arsenic Arson without a visitor pass and 3 armed escorts.
Valentine’s Day is Fast Approaching at Prettywasted.com
24 days
Valentine’s Day is on the way!
This is Arsenic Arson’s 2011 Valentine’s Day card for Prettywasted.com. How the hell is she going to make the 2012 card even better? Um, I don’t know. Tune back in for the unveiling.
Speaking of Valentine’s Day, your photos are most welcome, so if you are talking HOT Valentine’s Day photos and want them published (in return for a link to your site, Tumblr, Twitter or Facebook), send them NOW!
Nicest pair of asses I’ve seen all week!
It was only a matter of time.
WTF! Whoopi Goldberg has really let herself go!
Shoplifting deterrent
“Hi! My name is Steve and I’m you’re daughter’s new boyfriend.”
Introducing the First Family of Fail.
Hmm, maybe he should have just bought a fucking concert ticket.
“You said cock!” ”Yeah, cock!”
Until Next Time……puff and pass!
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TOP 5 SIGNS YOU WORK FOR A DOUCHEBAG
29 days
TOP 5 WAYS TO TELL YOU WORK FOR A DOUCHEBAG
by Joseph James
Sure, you may not like the boss, but is he/she really a genuine douchebag? Maybe they’re simply a jerk, an idiot, a creep or moron. But is he/she a 100% vinegar and water frontal enema? I’ve worked for both douche and non douche bosses over the years. I’ve taken the top ten traits I’ve found to be descriptive of douchebaggery You’ll find them below. Please be aware that the term douchebag is subjective to interpretation, but you’ll get the point.
1.) He Hates To Go Home and Expects You to Stay Late All The Time
My last boss was like this. He hated to go home so badly, that he’d call you up at 6 to let you know he was showing up at 7pm (the time you were planning on leaving) for a quick visit. Then he’d show up with some 2 hour useless Power Point presentation. What an asshole.
2.) The Only Power He Has Is At the Office
I kinda felt bad for my last boss. Work was all he had. He was nothing but a little bitch at home and he knew it. That’s why he used to push his people around. Very sad. I hate it when someone is a bad boss for the simple reason that they’re a “sir” or “ma’am” at work, but at home they are belittled, sad excuses for people.
3.) He Wants To Be Your Friend Sometimes
“Hey, let’s go out to lunch”. “How about us getting a couple of beers?” These are sure telltale signs that your boss is a douchebag, This guy has no friends, He’s at work all the time so all he has are his subordinates around him. Hanging with your boss can be career suicide. The only thing douchier than your boss asking you to hang out with him, is you going,
4.) He’s a Hypocrite
The same guy that showed you the sexual harassment videos when you started, constantly talks about the chicks in the office as if they’re the produce section at the supermarket. “She has a behind like a ripe juicy apple!” “Check out her melons!” “Shake those grapefruit, baby!” This guy is a major douche. Every guy appreciates a nice looking women, but if you’re going to be a 6th grader when you comment, you’re 101% douche.
5.) He Rotates his Ties
This is a trait of a true douche. Monday, it’s the purple tie, Tuesday it’s the Pink Paisley and Wednesday is dark navy with little annoying gold anchors over them. And don’t forget bowtie Friday!
Five Reasons To Stay the Fuck Out of Florida
30 days
FLORIDA SUCKS
1.) The Fucking Heat Will Make You Crazy!
I want to move down south where there they don’t manufacture snow. Preferably Florida. That’s a picture of Florida. Isn’t it warm looking? Isn’t it inviting? Isn’t it sexy? I’ve fapped to this picture a half dozen times (so far) today. You know you’re cold, when you cap fap to a picture of Florida. I used to fap to pics of hot women. Now, I fap to pics of hot places. Someone please get me the fuck out of here.
As much as I enjoy the thought of escaping my cold, snowy, blizzard filled state, I fear the constant heat of Florida might make me insane.
Here are some Florida Weather Facts
On average, the warmest month is July.
The highest recorded temperature was 101°F in 1998.
The average coolest month is January.
The lowest recorded temperature was 19°F in 1985.
The maximum average precipitation occurs in June.
July and August averages 92 high, 73 low.
Fuck me. It’s a nice place to visit and spend a fortune and give Mickey Mouse a hug, but I don’t think I’d make it long without melting.
2.) Guys Don’t Get Laid in Florida
Hot women populate Florida. Gorgeous, blue eyed, blonds (which are rare up north) inhabit the fappable state. Those girls are the natives. They were born in Florida and they will never sleep with the casual vacationer from elsewhere in the country. Florida girls sleep with Florida boys and Florida girls. They believe a guy from elsewhere is a sex offender who skipped bail. They are usually correct. You will never fuck a Florida girl. Just get it out of your head and go fap somwhere.
Any girl you successfully pick up and sleep with in Florida will be from somewhere else. Hell, she probably lived 3 miles from where you live up north. Sleeping with a girl who says she lives in Florida as opposed to sleeping with a girl who was born in Florida and two completely different experiences. There is however one exception to the rule.
Although you will never fuck a Florida girl while in the state of Florida, there is a possibility that you could fuck a Florida girl who’s on vacation or attending school up north.
Nah, just kidding. That won’t happen. She won’t fuck you either.
3.) Florida Contains Lunatics
Mommy Dearest
I could easily rest my case on this photo. Florida is home to some sick fucking individuals. If you want proof, just watch the news. Every crazy who’s ever crazed elsewhere has stopped by Florida and made deposits in their lunatic bank. Why? Florida is a fresh place to start for not only retirees, but also sex offenders, rapists. criminals on the run and other cretins who abuse, murder and destroy others for profit or some sort of sick personal gain. One study from 2010 states a burglary happens somewhere in the state every three minutes and a car theft every 13 minutes. Not good enough? Here are some other Florida crime stats that just may scare the Disney out of you.
- one AGGRAVATED ASSAULT every 8 minutes
- one VIOLENT CRIME every 5 minutes & 9 seconds
- one MURDER every 8 hours & 53 minutes
- one FORCIBLE SEX OFFENSE every 53 minutes
- one MURDER every 8 hours & 53 minute
Ever watch America’s Most Wanted? Every criminal they’ve ever profiled has lived in, been caught in, or did their crime in Florida. It’s a death penalty state. Florida will fucking execute you without a second thought.
4.) Florida Contains Nasty, Deadly Hurricanes
If the heat, the women, the crime and the crazies don’t kill you, the hurricanes just might. Florida has been home to some of the deadliest hurricanes in American history.
- In Key West on Sept. 10, 1919, the only Hurricane to form in the Atlantic that season hit with venom. The storm killed more than 1,000, but there’s no way of knowing how many lives were lost that day.
- If you were anywhere near Lake Okeechobee, when this mammoth storm made landfall in Palm Beach September 16, 1928, you were completely fucked. The storm visited Florida, via Puerto Rico, where it had just left over 1,000 dead. It made landfall with 125 mph winds and approximately 40 miles west, the rain was so severe that it flooded Lake Okeechobee and blew out the dikes. Water flooded the area, which was a farming community and drowned over 2,000 people.
- Another September 10th storm, 1960′s, Hurricane Donna just teased the Keys before landing in Fort Myers. Instead of tracking back to the Atlantic or out to the Gulf of Mexico, the big bitch blew hurricane force winds INSIDE the USA, from Florida all the way up through New England.
There have been many deadly hurricanes in Florida. If you enjoy having no electricity and you love buying plywood at Home Depot, by all means move to Florida.
5.) If You Get Caught With Pot, You’ll Die in Florida’s Electric Chair
With so many weirdos, criminals and other vermin attracted to Florida, you’d better believe they don’t want you abusing the funny stuff. Drugs may be popular in The Sunshine State (Scarface, anyone?) but simply getting caught with 20 grams of shitty weed, can get you a felony. It’s outrageous.
- If you’re holding 20 grams of marijuana , it’s punishable by up to five years in prison and a fine of $5,000. That’s fucking insane, kids!
I read on one website where the local cops in Central Florida (Orlando, Kissimmee) will make your life miserable over the littlest amount of weed. The reason there are so many drunks in Florida is that the pot laws are too strict.
Boobs, Hot Girls Wasted Chicks Topless Woman and LOL Pics!
31 days
With the economy tanking all over the world and the dollar dropping in the USA, I think it’s time we began using pizza as currency here in the states. That would get this country back on the right track, because it would take at least a million people to be able to cook up enough pizzas for the whole country’s money supply.
And although the pizza above reminds me of a Goatse pic, I think it would be a successful solution to our economy.
Here’s how it would work. You pay for everything in slices. The dollar slices would have just cheese as a topping and the $5 pizza slice would have pepperoni and mushrooms, etc, and the toppings would get more extravagant as the slices became more expensive.
I’m such a fucking genius! Don’t thank me now. Just Paypal me a few slices.
4 out of 5 dentists agree! Justin Beaver rocks!
Now there’s a Happy Meal with a happy ending….
I fucking love facebook!
This is a rare look into Tony Montana’s bathroom. “Fuck-Joo, Joo Fuckin, Cock-a-roach!”
I’m not too concerned with the taste, I’m more concerned with the son of Satan running the company.
Should marijuana be illegal?
Let’s put this kid on the Raspberry Jam label. She’s fucking possessed.
When the girl on top turns around and notices her brother staring, she’s gonna fucking kill him
Since I promised you Kitty. earlier, here’s a sneak preview. More Kitty to come.
SITE MODELS! PLEASE HELP STOP SUMPO!
36 days
I’m completely 100% down with stopping SOPA. It would absolutely ruin the internet as we know it. Hopefully. the massive online protests will stop this privacy invading bill before it’s too late.
BUT….
There is one thing that HAS BEEN affecting the internet for years now and although it might not be as important as SOPA, it’s vitally important to the internet and (for the most part) is being ignored. Of course, I’m talking about SUMPO.
SUMPO (Stop Ugly Mirror Photos Online) seeks to eliminate ugly mirror photos, not just in the United States, but worldwide. Peope taking SUMPO pics (sometimes referred to as site models) have been crapping up the internet with this garbage far too long and it must stop NOW!
SUMPO can be stopped as easily as cleaning your mirror with some Windex and a paper towel, but it may go beyond that. Flushing the toilet and ensuring dirty laundry, used feminine protection and other gross and putrid items that can seriously mess up a mirror photo are OUT OF THE FUCKING PICTURE. This can go a long way to make sure your faithful Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr fans are as loyal to you as ever.
WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT SUMPO?
REPOST this article on your Facebook,Twitter, Tumblr and everywhere else you can think of to spread the word about SUMPO. It can be stopped in your lifetime.
Remember, a filthy mirror makes more than your bathroom look bad. It makes you look bad. Seriously.
STOP SUMPO TODAY!
Bacon Donuts, Asses Hanging Out of Bikinis and Luna: The Great Moon Goddess
41 days
HAVING ONE OF THOSE WEEKENDS?
I hate it when it doesn’t feel like the start of a weekend. I’m home on a Friday night and that’s kind of pissing me off and on top of that, I’m on the ill side. Don’t know whether it’s a cold or flu, but I’m definitely running a fever and that sucks completely. I don’t know about you, but when I’m feverish, I get mega grouchy. So I’m trying to mellow out and update my websites tonight and just coast through until I fall asleep at my desk like usual. Enjoy your weekends-and this update.
Holy shit! Does that look fucking delicious, or what? I want to work at this place.
“I think #5 farted…..
That’s right! It’s Friday the fucking 13th! That’s why I feel like fucking shit!
Leila Hazlett is officially the hottest girl in Massachusetts. She’s unfucking-believeably gorgeous AND she’s a good friend of our website. Want to see more naked Leila Hazlett? Of course, you do and I promise you, naked Leila Hazlett is available EVERYWHERE on the net. Start looking for naked Leila HERE.
Of course, no matter how shitty I feel at them moment, I bet I still feel better than this sorry fuck will after he wakes up.
I know I got the fucking flu when bacon pussy doesn’t even turn me on….
Tomorrow is Saturday. These assholes better pray they don’t show up at my door.
Meet Luna, the Great Moon Goddess, age 45 and still looking fucking gorgeous in front of the cameras. Check out MORE Luna at the all new Model Florida.
The Prettywasted Fap Fund
42 days
Had a friend of mine ask me how many fappers I thought inhabited Prettywasted.com on a regular basis. I never really thought of us being a fap site. The Prettywasted Girls are definitely fapworthy, so you’d almost be forgiven for falling victim to a PW fap once in awhile. But, if you come here to fap on a regular basis, it’s about time you started paying for it.
I apologize in advance, but fuck me, the economy blows and I need the money. From now on when you come to PW to FAP, you have to begin paying PW for the privilege of doing it on our website.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:
If you’ve begun, are in the middle, or ending a fap with the use of this website, you must (after you’re finished, of course), send us $5 and tell us what photo, set of photos or Prettywasted Model you fapped two and I will send her $2.50 and put the remaining $2.50 in the PW Fap Fund, so I can bring you more fappable content.
Now, I could have made this site a membership site, where you’d have to sign up with a credit card and all, but I’m going to go on the honor system. So don’t forget to fap and send us money.
Now that I’ve completely degraded myself and my website, here’s your update:
These girls who go to extremes to resemble a Barbie Doll make me sick. Everything about them has to be in exact proportion to Barbie’s body. Some of them take it too far. Like this chick for example. I bet she doesn’t have a vagina or nipples.
WTF? Val Kilmer has really let himself go.
Bill’s audition for The Blue Man Group was epic fail
This is the best cosplay fail I’ve ever seen in my life, except if it were in the trailer park, Then it would be a cosplay win.
Speaking of fapping, I had no idea they made a special glove for it.
Booty Du’ Jour. Nicest one I’ve seen all week…..
If you closed your eyes, I bet it would be almost like making out with two chicks at the same time.
Ok, see this picture? I’m not even going to make the obvious joke. Really, I’ve decided to pass on this one.
This is a Definite Waste of Time
71 days
There’s just something about the holidays that calls for a fresh, hot out of the oven batch of Goatse Cookies.
My wife doesn’t have 11 different herbs and spices, though!
When you find dead animals in your son’s room, maybe it’s time to get him some help, rather than take a fucking holiday picture.
“I swear I’ll kill whoever took my fucking lighter!”
The most-boring threesome ever!
I heard the Food Network was trying to improve their ratings, but this is ridiculous.
Remember when you were a kid and you’d make funny faces? One day Bob’s mom told him that if he kept making funny faces, his face would stay like that, forever. Guess what? She was right! Bob’s had this stupid face since he was 12. Bob was at the 7th grade dance and asked Vicki Cheerleader to dance with him. She said no, so he made this face at her and he’s been stuck with it since. Listen to your mom, kids. She knows her shit!
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Careful: Alabama takes their beach rules pretty seriously!
What the fuck? People down south will eat anything……
Time to get your White Trash Beautiful engine revving……..
Meet my wife in the next life, It’s Malicious Envy!
Yea, WTF? If people are following me, I’m going to piss all over the seat.
Looks like we have a winner in our Pretty Wasted Wasted Chick of the Week Contest. Say hello to Juana Getfukkedup of New York,NY, USA. As soon as she wakes up, Juana will receive a $25 Kmart Gift Card and 3 or 4 stitches to her head.
Are You Ready for the End of the World in 2012?
72 days
ARE YOU PREPARED FOR ARMAGEDDON?
What are we in for at the end of the world?
OH SHIT! THE END IS NEAR!
As we enter into 2012, I can’t help but be a little apprehensive about the world possibly ending on the 23rd of Decmber, next year. I mean, if the Mayans are correct, the human race will cease to exist on (or near) that date. That’s why this website is dedicated to bringing you the end of the world news, hot chicks, funny shit and other useless material to ensure your final days on earth are spent saturating your grey matter with nonsense.
When the world shits the bed and the zombie apocalypse is upon us, you’ll have to do some things differently on earth. For example, plumbing may not ve working and you may find yourself pooping anywhere you can find a place.
This woman is running out of pooping options during the end of the world.
Where to go to as the world is ending:
In the US: If the world starts to shit the bed in 2012, It’s advisable that you try to get to a section of the United States, immediately. I would warn you to stay out of Dumbfuckistan, if possible. They marry their first cousins and carry guns. (I can only imagine what the zombie population would look like there) You mat want to check out Cuba, as it’s nice almost anytime of year. Outside of the US, you’re probably as good as dead.
Expect women to be different
This Yoko is already reserved for the end of the world
All woman will dress like Yoko Littner during the Apocolypse. It will be difficult to tell them apart, but most of them will be really hot. (I hope) Don’t be stuck at the last minute with an ugly Yoko. Go to CatchAYokoNow.com and get yours now!
Although the world will change drastically as it is ending, blonds, unfortunately will rename dumb as shit.
Even though millions upon millions will perish due to high levels of nuclear fallout, asshats like this will only get drunker and more obnoxious.
After Armageddon, Charlie Sheen will become President of the entire world.
Nuclear fallout will cause the earth’s superheros to become fat, ugly and useless.
Unfortunately, bacon will be outlawed as a food product and used exclusively to manufacture weapons. Those caught attempting to eat bacon weapons will be shot on site.
This article will be continued throughout 2012.
BE PREPARED!
Wasted Halloween Update
116 days
Nothing worse than a model on her period
Meet the stupidest jerk in the world….
Wouldn’t mind some of this shit in my trick or treat bag….
This kid’s got the greatest Halloween costume ever!
McDonald’s introduces The Unhappy Meal
THIS is a Happy Meal…..
I hate this woman. She’s always got a stick up her ass, or something…..
Be careful…..the blue one has nuts.
Epic pumpkin fail
You know you’ve overstayed your welcome at a friend’s house when you find this shit in the guest bathroom…..
Total tattoo fail. See more models fail at the #1 fail site on the internet, ModelFail.com
Regis and Pee Wee lose their marbles on the next Regis and Kelly
This cracks me the fuck up!
I don’t think this is a Halloween costume. I think this is every fucking day!
Justin Bieber in 40 years…
This is actually a great Halloween costume. He’s really a hot 19 year old bikini model.
Happy Halloween!
It’s Your Prettywasted.com Friday, 10-21-11 Update!
125 days
It’s gotta really suck to come in third in the tootsie pop sucking contest
Friends until the very end…..
It’s pretty much guaranteed that at least 4 of these kids crapped themselves during this ride……
The magic of Photoshop
Coming Soon from the creators of Suicide Girls….SuicideGramps.com
Funny Shit For You to Laugh At
134 days
I’ll stop starring, when you start spelling correctly.
I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking that the sign is a personal invitation to take a piss on the plastic. I would.
Damn! Those cops think of everything!
Hot girls who make out on my site always get the most amount of traffic. Send in your Girl kissing Girl pics to Prettywasted right now!
If I worked in a store, I’d be doing this shit all the time…..
Wow! What a shocker!
My grandfather seems to be adjusting to single life again after moving to Miami.
World’s Oldest Suicide Girl Dead at 84
World's Oldest Suicide Girl Drops Dead at 84
Beloved Suicide Girl and loving great-grandmother, Nana Suicide passed away this afternoon at the age of 84, while preparing for a fetish set she planned on submitting to the popular alt model site, Suicide Girls.
Missy Suicide could not be reached for comment, but an unidentified SG insider was quoted as saying, “The staff is pretty shaken up. She got a zillion page views weekly. I hope we can continue without her. She was the most popular girl on the site. There are some pretty sicks fucks out there, I guess.”
Police say that Nana Suicide of Palm Tree Acres Nursing facility of Naples, FL. has been a model on the site since 2001 when she was just 74 years old. Since then, Nana Suicide had been featured in over 400 photo sets and well over 50 videos for Suicide Girls.
The police will not release Nana Suicide’s real name until the coroner’s examination of the body is complete. They do not suspect foul play and there were no witnesses.
