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Kitty Synthetik Booty
Kitty Syntheyik showing off the caboose.
Kitty Synthetik is awesome. I was in a really fucked up mood for most of the night and went I went to check my email I find a picture of her hot ass inside. I love this website. It’s like Christmas everyday! Kitty, thanks for cheering up, not only me, but the thousands of other PW viewers who have been deprived of your ass until now.
More please????
Kitty Synthetik Up to the Minute
Nothing sythetik about those babies!
Kitty Synthetik took these random shots today for the Prettywasted fans!
This Virginia hottie sent these randoms this afternoon so we could make sure that she was ok. We’re a website who likes to know what our models are up to every second of the day and since we can’t go around peeping in their windows anymore (fucking judges!) we’re pretty much forced to do it this way.
Thanks for the update, Kitty! You rock!
Malicious Envy is a Fucking HOTTIE!
Why didn’t my teachers ever look like this in school?
This has been the year for Malicious Envy. Her name, face (and other parts) are getting LOTS of exposure over the web these days and that’s quite a change from her humble beginnings in 2005 on the original Deadbabes site. Plan on seeing this California mom/model/milf/everywhere in the near future. (Especially, here on Prettywasted.com)
Creepy Cassie Random Pic
Cassie covering those killer eyes…….
Our models (who I lovingly refer to as The PrettyWasted Model Mafia) are fucking awesome. So awesome, in fact, that they send us pics 24/7. Our models just zip us out random pics on their cell phones and we post them within hours. No waiting for your favorite models to appear on the site anymore.
This (always sexy) Creepy Cassie pic, arrived this afternoon and is now appearing before thousands of crazy (and probably creepy) Creepy Cassie fans.
I love the fucking internet-and Creepy Cassie!
Seraphim: Direct From The Milf Factory
Seraphim does a body good
She has a full time job, she takes care of two kids (the little one and the bigger one who helped her make the little one) and she’s a pro model. How she finds time to do all that shit and still look so fucking hot is beyond me, but she does it well. Seraphim is FINALLY BACK WITH US at Prettywasted.com after an extended absence and she’s been more than missed. She’s been one of the most consistently visited models on my sites for the past 4 years and from the looks of her latest photo (above) that trend is going to continue.
More Seraphim pics are arriving over the coming weeks, but just in case you’d like to reacquaint yourself with one of the internet’s most captivating women, here are a few to get you going in the right direction.
Fuck Yeah! Train Wreck is Back on Prettywasted!
Prettywasted’s crushing hard on Train Wreck
Sometimes I think I was born on the wrong side of the country. California Girls are seriously fucking hot. (I mean, after all, they wrote a song about them-and the Beach Boys don’t fucking lie.) If you’re ever visiting San Jose and you see Train Wreck, offer her a blunt, get her autograph and pull out your phone and take a pic with her. You’ll be the envy of every fucking guy in the world. Especially me! I’ve had a thing for this girl ever since she appeared on the pages of the former Deadbabes site over 3 years ago.
Just cuz’ I’m in a great mood….here’s more TW.
I’ve been promised we;re going to see LOTS MORE Train Wreck Pics on the site-and I’ll guarantee it. Even if I have to go out there and shoot them myself! Fuck Yeah!
Top 9 Entertaining Tumblr Blogs for Stoners
1.) PRETTY WASTED
Of course, Pretty Wasted is the #1 entertaining blog on Tumblr…..but keep it to yourself!
Who would write a Top 10 list of Tumblr blogs and not include their own as #1? Not us, of course. The Prettywasted Tumblr Blog is a mish-mash of all sorts of weird shit, hot topless women and reblogs from other Tumblrs that I felt were worthy of a reblog. If you haven’t got a Tumblr account, you don’t need one to view the blog, but you will require one to interact with us.
2.) Walmart Feet
This little piggy threw up on the others before it went to the market.
Even though Walmart Feet is a pretty disgusting blog, it’s also got that EWWWWW factor that we all love. It’s a collection of the grossest feet ever discovered on the internet. Why is it named, Walmart Feet? Ever get a good look at a pair of flip flopped feet at your local Wally World? Ugh! Good for a shock factor. Not as gross as Two Girls One Cup, but for some people, it comes pretty fucking close. Send the link to someone with a foot fetish.
3.) Sewerside Girls
Don’t forget to flush after the photoshoot!
It’s not easy to become a Suicide Girl. Well, that’s not exactly true, amymore. They appear to be a lot less strict than they used to, but the process is still very political very political and not everyone is going to get in.
Enter Sewerside Girls.
I decided to create a site that any woman could join. Young, old, pretty, ugly, fat, skinny, it doesn’t fucking matter. Anyone can become a Sewerside Girl.
Go to our Tumble now for info on joining Sewerside Girls
4.) Things Stoners Like

One of the things stoners like
This is a pretty successful blog, but it hasn’t gotten to the point yet, where it sucks from being too good. Weed pics dominate this well produced Tumblr, but there’s also lots of food porn, funny shit and cannabis news. The instructions are easy. Light up what you have and then scroll. That’s all there is to it.
5.) Disgusting Human
Sheena Lestrange: Her Tumblr is completely fucked up.
This blog rocks balls! Sheena Lestrange smokes pot on camera, makes some kick ass vids and shows off her tits, her ass and usually her hairy assed armpits. Why the fuck am I so infatuated with this woman? Anyways, I’ve got to get this woman on this website on at least a semi-regular basis. It’s my goal for 2012. Her blog is also entertaining as fuck, so go visit. (Password for video is howtokill)
6.) The Real Scumbag Steve

Scumbag Steve is on Tumblr
Everyone knows a Scumbag Steve. He’s the guy who borrows your car for a half hour and 3 of your CD’s and the change you keep in the center console is gone. He’s the muthafuka who would eat your last Twinkie without asking you first. He’d bang your mom and then tell you afterward that she came on to him. He’s a fucking scumbag.
The real Scumbag Steve is anything but a scumbag. His name is Blake Boston (which is a little fucked because he also lives in Boston, MA.) and he has gone and done what few do. He’s embraced himself as an internet meme. He’s a dad, he’s in a steady relationship and unlike SS, he’s got a real job. He takes care of his family. He’s like a Good Guy Greg only real.
Check out Blake’s Tumblr for some kick ass Scumbag Steve memes that people create and submit to his site. Make sure to follow him, because if you’re not a dick, he’ll probably follow you back.
7.) Disgusting Questions

Sheena LeStrange , Disgusting Human from above answers your questions. There’s a whole fucking blog dedicated to this and it entertains the shit out of me to no end. I seriously recommend ripping some massive bong hits before reading. If you think you’re one of those people who’s seen and heard everything on the internet, you couldn’t be more fucking wrong.
8.) Fuck Yeah Strawberry Kush

Strawberry Kush in her most natural state. No makeup, absolutely no photoshop
Quite possibly one of the most beautiful women I’ve seen in my life. Strawberry Kush is fucking smokin’ hot. She’s also one of those chicks that always will be completely gorgeous. Kush is currently pregnant and taking a vacation from pics until the baby is born. She’s also a newlywed, so save your money on the diamond, boys, you’d just be wasting your time.
I’m hoping Strawberry Kush is back with us soon….like as soon as they cut the cord, soon.
9.) We Love Marijuana

That’s fucked up weed. Every time she exhales her knee jerks back.
MORE BEST OF TUMBLR BLOGS COMING SOON!
If you want you blog reviewed, let us know about it. Email Prettywasted
Mysti Gayle Fett: Most Searched Model on Prettywasted January-February 2012
Congrats again to Mysti Gayle Fett for once again being the most searched Prettywasted.com model for Jan-Feb of 2012. Do a Google search for Mysti Gayle Fett and you’ll see about a million results.
Special thanks to Louisiana’s HOTTEST!
KItty Synthetik Bares All (Almost) “The Interview”
She may be Synthetik, but she’s 100% woman
1.) Where did the name Kitty Synthetik come from and what is its meaning to you?
I have had many names all with different meanings but Kitty is a long time nickname of mine and Synthetik came from my fiance. It is part of his stage name and i'm proud to share it because he is a big part of who I am these days. My previous name on prettywasted "brigid maeve" was my first initial stage name that meant intoxicating goddess and was part of my pagan side. And hey Kitty Synthetik just sounds sexy!![]()
2.) Prettywasted is a strange site to model for. Being as we’re known for real women, (instead of the photoshopped plastic models you see elsewhere) Do you prefer the photoshopped look or do you like your pics homemade?
I love the raw natural look of the homemade pics. Photoshopped pics just give other girls a false impression of what they will "think" they should be when it's not real. Sorry but NO ONE is that freaking perfect its unnatural.
3.) Tell your fans something that not too many people know about you….
I can wave with my little toe lol odd but yes. I have a corset fetish and I did a private bachelor party for some people that requested me from seeing me on prettywasted.com![]()
4.) Your pages on Prettywasted receive thousands of views daily. Some of those thousands (and probably most of them) are pleasuring themselves to your photos. How does that make you feel? Turned on or grossed out?
Considering I've gone through a lot of body changes from kids to surgeries it makes me feel damn good. It's awesome being a M.I.L.F![]()
5.) Where did you get that hideous wallpaper in your Valentine’s Day pics?
Lol I of course did not choose it. It came with the house when I moved in. But hey who really pays thatmuch attention to the background? Guess i'll have to step up my photos a notch to distract from from it
6.) Weed. Your opinion.
I say legalize it. It's better for you than most shit out there, especially cigs that have god knows how many chemicals in them.
7.) You’re stranded on a deserted island with a handsome man and a beautiful woman. Weeks go by before anyone has sex. Who do you choose first?
Hmm.. Well why do I have to choose one? Can I just have both? I mean we all have been deprived and I like the best of both worlds![]()
8.) When are you going to drop the top on Prettywasted? We’ve seen a stray nipple here and there, but haven’t seen the goods yet. Are you shy?
You gotta leave some imagination out there! I'm sure I will eventually There are a couple reasons asidefrom i'm only slightly shyI not only wanna ease into it but I'm working on easing my other half intothe idea...well mostly lol
9.) Overall, what is your opinion of nudity on the internet?
If you feel comfortable with it..why the hell not? Let your pleasure be another's as wellI say it's a win win situation.
10.) Some women love it, some women hate it. What is your opinion of porn?
I love porn. It's like watching regular T.V. for me especially since I used to sell it (legally of course lol)
11.) Strangest place you’ve ever had sex?
Well I wouldn't say strange but a rather interesting experience would be when i was much younger on the couch right in front of my mom while holding a conversation and she had no clue as i was covered. Hey, when a girl needs some she needs some..don't judge me! lol
12.) Last stupid movie you have seen.
Hmm good question. Considering i'm rather harsh on movies..the most recent would be Bitten.A very cheapridiculous movie, the only upside was you got to see a lot of boob action and one character had a seri-ous obsession with asses.
13.) Are you a drinker? If so, what is your favorite drink?
I am a Rum girl all the way! Rum on the rocks is just fine. However if you wanna see my extra crazy side give me tequila! Doesn't take much and its balls to the wall for me, more so than usual![]()
14.) You have a choice and you have to pick one. A night of Karaoke or a night of stand up comedy?
Depends on my mood but I'd have to go with karaoke. I love to sing and have a good time. My friends andI tend to do a lot of karaoke.
15.) You are recognized on the street from a fan who wants a picture and an autograph. Do you get excited or freaked out?
As long as they don't try to hump my leg..I would be excited!
16.) Favorite sexual position?
I have a few but I'd have to go with 69! or 68 do me and i'll owe ya onelol I like to please while i'm being pleased. And I get off more when I'm pleasing someone.
17.) Landscaping….is it shaved or not shaved at this very moment? What’s your usual preference?
It varies but mostly the well trimmed and groomed landing strip. I know if I don't like a mouthful of hair no one else would![]()
Prettywasted wants to thank Kitty Synthetik for a great interview and we’ll bring you MORE pics as soonas we can get our greedy little hands on them.
Happy Valentine’s Day from Kitty Synthetik
Remember when you were a kid and someone would have a box of Valentine’s candy in the house and you’d sneak out a couple of pieces? Remember there was always one piece that tasted so fucking bad you had to spit it out? That’s not the case with the new Valentine’s Vagina Candy from our own Kitty Synthetik. There’s never a bad bite in the box!
Damnit Kitty, if you start this business and make a zillion dollars…..I want a cut. And some candy.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Alt Cover Model Needed
Alt Model World is opening soon and we’re trying to locate a dependable cover model for the site…..a representative (if you will) to propel the site to greatness.
The ideal candidate is:
- 1.) Gorgeous
- 2.) 18-27 years of age (and possesses proper ID for 2257 purposes)
- 3.) A US resident (due to tax purposes)
- 4.) A nude model.
- 5.) Able to self shoot (if needed)
- 6.) NOT a poser
- 7.) The owner of a Paypal account
- 8.) Passionate about the business
- 9.) Inked pierced or so fucking unique, it doesn’t make a dfifference
- 10.) Not a drama princess
- 11.) Not over-exposed on a zillion sites
- 12.) Dependable as rain on a wedding day
If you’re interested in applying, email me with your name, age, location, expected compensation and a few pics. Thanks.
Happy Valentine’s Day from Arsenic Arson and Prettywasted.com
Happy Valentine’s Day from Arsenic Arson and Prettywasted.com
Is it that time again, already? Valentine’s Day (or as some call it) the biggest ripoff ever invented to play on someone’s emotions. If you’re not out spending your hard-earned money on cards, flowers, candy, big stuffed fucking animals and other sorts of “I love you” crap, you’re in deep fucking shit! Better get your ass to a CVS right now!
We here on Prettywasted.com also appreciate tokens of love. For example, Arsenic Arson just sent me her annual Valentine’s Day card from her to her fans at Prettywasted.com and I just want to say on behalf of myself and our visitors that we LOVE any pics Arsenic Arson sends along-especially those of her naked anatomy.
When it comes to Arsenic Arson, we kinda wish it was Valentine’s every day of the year.
So on behalf of us all on Prettywasted.com, Happy Valentine’s Day.
Prettywasted.com is NO LONGER Associated With The Deadbabes Group
Strawberry Kush of Prettywasted.com is a former Deadbabe
Effective immediately, The Prettywasted Network no longer owns, endorses, participates in or accepts the Deadbabes group on Facebook (I’ll be removing any and all links and ads from this and my other sites as soon as possible.)
Created in 2005, The Deadbabes were the first non-nude, invitation only website on the internet. It went through a few variations over the years, with it’s final incarnation on Facebook.
Due to irreconcilable differences with the admins, (some of them friends with me since we first began) I decided it was time to take the baby I created and sacrifice it to the internet gods. The current Deadbabes group is free to use the name, but not the famous 3 chick logo, or any photos owned by this network.
What does all this mean to you?
Nothing really, except if you model for both Deadbabes and Prettywasted.com
I’ll decide by the end of the month whether or not to delete those who modeled for both sites. They ganged up on me yesterday like I slept with their mothers. It was completely uncalled for and although some of them were really great models, there are zillions of models still on the net-looking for a place to do their thing.
Thank you to the former Deadbabe (and damn her for not letting me mention her name) who wrote last night and said.
“Joe, Deadbabes without you will be like The Office without Steve Carell. Some people will still watch it, but it will just be an empty version of what it used to be.”
Thank you!
E-Vomit Has a Kickass Tumblr

E-Vomit takes Krazy Straws to a new and improved level.
If you’re looking for a certified insane blog to follow on Tunblr, E-Vomit has it. I’m so glad I found this blog, I may show my appreciation by sticking a wet finger inside an electrical socket later.
Go follow this woman. You won’t regret it-or maybe you will, which is even more fun.
Walmart Feet is Now Live on the Web
If you’re like me and you want to see gross, disgusting and vomit inducing feet removed from the planet, you should definitely pay a visit to our latest blog, WalMart Feet.
WalMart Feet is a compilation of some of the grossest looking feet you’ll see in the entire world. It’s aim is to raise awareness of gross feet and eradicate them from the earth.
You’re also free to submit your own gross feet pics, send us hate mail and just stalk us in general.
So don’t wait….
Visit WalMart Feet today
Mondays Suck, But LOL Pics Make It All Better!
Remember: When you can only choose one model…make sure it’s the one with the anal beads around her neck.
I wonder if he gets volunteers?
Rapper Mathematics
Ok, these two are about ready to ask to dance.
I never knew what those fucking things were for…..
The only thing worse than this old dude’s ball sack hanging out, is the sick fuck who took this photo.
I can’t fucking believe this! Unlimited calling for just $55 monthly! What a deal!
This is how you know your pizza guy hates your guts….
Captain Morgan’s and a sugar free Rock Star? I’d rather be doing a blunt of blueberry kush and a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
I can’t begin to tell you what a total turn on this picture is for me. I don’t usually let my personal life get in the way of working on this site, but this is a pic I can fap to. An attractive looking woman, in nothing but lingerie and high heels is awesome to begin with, but it looks like she’s going to vacuum the floor, as well. That’s fucking HOT!
The Arsenic Arson Theme Song
The New York Dolls had her figured out 20 years before she was born.
And yeah, for you kids that didn’t know, that’s a much younger Buster Pointdexter at the mic.
Our Resident Crazy Has Returned
Arsenic love
I guess this explains where she’s been hiding the past couple of months.
Arsenic Arson sneaks a quick pic between electro shock treatments, compliments of The State of Florida. Can you believe she’s under 24 hour watch for her fingernail biting problem? Weird thing is she doesn’t bite her own. Just other people’s. And that’s why we love her.
Arsenic Arson has promised me more cool shit from her camera is going to end up on our doorstep soon, (or was it that she’d shit on my doorstep soon?) so come back and check daily. Remember, Prettywasted.com is the only place you can currently see Arsenic Arson without a visitor pass and 3 armed escorts.
Creepy Cassie is the Shit
Creepy Cassie is the shit. No fucking doubt about it.
Sheena Lestrange Smokes One for You
SHEENA LESTRANGE? Fuck yeah! Found her on Tumblr and my fucking eyes fell out of my head. I’ve GOT to get her on this website. It’s my new 2012 goal.





































































































