10 Reasons Luna is the Internet’s Coolest Model
Prettywasted.com Cover Girl, Luna the Great Moon Goddess is the internet’s coolest model and I can prove it. Read on.
1.) She’s pretty AF
You don’t stay in the modeling business for 25 years without having the equipment to do the job. Sure, a nice body is necessary, but if you haven’t got a great face, the modeling business will chew you up and spit you out. Luna’s the entire package. 100% Grade A Model.
2.) Public Nudity Doesn’t Bother Her
I’ve seen Luna naked in slag dumps, cemeteries, out on the street, at the beach, in her own backyard and many other locations I’ve been trying to buy property next door to her for years, but no one wants to sell. Great models take chances and being nude in public is definitely risky, as it’s an arrestable offense. Fans love models who go the extra mile for them. Luna never fails her fans.
3.) Luna Doesn’t Mind Getting Messy at Work
A human pizza? Clad in a skimpy bikini while an ice cream cone melts all over her? Using Big Macs as a bra? Her naked body used as a human sushi platter? Covered in bacon and eggs? She’s done it all. And those are just a handful of times I’ve seen her covered in food. There are probably more out there I’ve missed.
4.) Luna Enjoys Shooting With Food in Her Mouth
Bananas, popsicles, ice cream cones, corn dogs, candy, etc. If it can be eaten, Luna has probably had it in her mouth.
5.) Luna is Hilarious
Too many pics to talk about here. You’ll have to look through her collection to understand what I mean.. The above is just one of many, many examples of Luna being a clown. She’s the funniest model I know.
6.) Magazines? Of Course, She’s Done Magazines!
What did people do before home computers were a thing? They read magazines. Luna’s been photographed for a zillion magazines. Both on the cover and inside. Her most recent nude shoot was for Hustler. I’m fortunate enough to own an autographed copy of The Girls of Outlaw Biker Magazine with Luna on the cover.
7.) She Plays Well With Other Models
In the 12 years, I’ve been associated with Luna, I’ve never heard a bad word about her from ANYONE. Models and fans alike, love the Great Moon Goddess. She also plays well with fellow Pretty Wasted Model, Michelle J. Luna and Michelle have done several sexy shoots together. We really need to see more of that in 2018, please. Just saying.
8.) She’s on the Covers of 3 Erotic Books (With a 4th on the Way)
If you want to sell your Kindle or ebook, you MUST have a great cover. If you MUST have a great cover, you MUST have a great model. Luna is a killer e-book model.
9.) She’s Taken More Naked Photos Than Your Mom
I know it’s hard to believe but there are many internet models who absolutely refuse to pose nude. Everyone has their preferences, but Luna knows the modeling business and acts accordingly. If the shoot calls for nudity, Luna drops trou. (Though, unlike your mom, there’s always a camera in front of Luna)
10.) Her Entire Photo Collection is FREE!
The business part of me thinks this is so wrong, but the Luna fan in me loves it. Luna so loves her fans, she’s made her entire photo collection available for free. Just be 18+ and have a Yahoo account. Click below for the link and be sure to leave a comment on her Flickr. She’s quite active there.