We made a boo boo and published the wrong ass on Monday, so that means there was no Amazing Ass of the Day on Tuesday. That’s why we’re making up for it with this amazing, chaps covered cowgirl booty. Do you have an amazing ass? Do you know someone who does? Click here!
Best Food Porn on the Internet
I found this on the net last night and it was love at first bite. Although, I’ve never been much for spicy Mexican foods, there’s something about the marriage of taco ingredients and bacon that brought out the caliente’ in me. I realize falling in love with a food item might be considered nonsensical or [...]
The Amazing Ass of the Day: May 14, 2013
Today’s Amazing Ass of the Day is pretty fucking amazing, if I do say so, myself. It must retain it’s fine shape due to many, many miles put in each day on that bicycle. Have you got an amazing ass that we should know about?
Stevie Wonder’s Twitter
Sorry, Stevie, I love you and I’m a huge fan, but this was too funny not to post.
British Model Willow Rose in Latex and High Heels
Pretty Wasted fans may remember Willow Rose as our “Hot Naked British Girl”, who appeared on this site from 2011-2012 and caused multiple traffic jams to my web server. The HOT Brit, herself, Willow Rose is returning to the website soon with some awesome latex-inspired photos and hopefully some of her well-known artistic nude shots. [...]
The Amazing Ass of the Day: May 11, 2013
Amazing Ass of the Day Winner The winner of our daily, series is this young lady from the internet. The good news is, I know who she is, the bad news is, she doesn’t wish to be identified, because as she puts it, “My boyfriend is an asshole!” Still she was nice enough to enter [...]
Repost or Die
One of the newest memes to hit Facebook, is the Repost or Die Clown photos. Apparently, of you don’t repost the photos to your Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, etc., you will die at the appointed time at the hands of one of these evil clowns. If you repost the clown photo above (as opposed to the [...]
Morning Wood May 10, 2013
This morning’s wood is brought to you by Kitty The only Kitty I know who refuses to shit in a box She’s 22, her name is Kitty and she comes from Canada. Seriously, what the fuck else is there to know?
Morning Wood: May 9, 2013
This morning’s wood is brought to you by: White Trash Beautiful This 23 year old Oklahoma mom, apparently has a fetish for pink duct tape. As long as she keeps producing kickass photos like the 4 shown below, I’d be happy to keep buying as much as she needs. MORE White Trash Beautiful on Prettywasted.com [...]
Morning Wood for May 8, 2013
Today’s Morning Wood is brought to you by Fetish Fatale East Texas, USA Model: Fetish Fatale This model from East Texas began her career in 2005 by sending in photos for the brand new website, Deadbabes. This wife, mom and professional poser has been a dead-icated model for DB since day one and continues to [...]
Morning Wood for May 7, 2013
This Morning’s Wood is brought to you by Strawberry Kush Strawberry Kush of California The little hot 22 year old spends her days in Southern California with her toes in the sand (and fortunately for us) her hands down her pants. Strawberry Kush is the best (if not top) 420 model in the USA today. [...]
Bad News and Good News on Pretty Wasted
The bad news is, I finally have a pic of the 19 year old model I’ve been chatting with . The good news is, this model wants to model for this website. (Details soon!) The bad news is, your mom also wants to model for this website. The good news is, your mom makes the [...]











