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Thursday, September 2, 2010
Hurricane Fucking Earl

In the event no one hears from me for a few days. it means that big fuck, Hurricane Earl shut my power off. It's already hot as fuck here in New England and now I got a fucking hurricane blowing right past my casa. Oh well, I got plenty of water a hot wife and a blunt of two for the big event. Wish me luck!
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Well, thank hemp that school has started and the little bastards aren't running around wild in the streets. The asshole kid who lives next door plays the drums (and he sucks) and keeps me awake all summer. Hey Peter Criss, knock off the fucking KISS drum solos. YOU BLOW!

Guess who FINALLY had her baby? Give up? It was Prettywasted Chick, Aiyana Nicole who had a gorgeous baby boy today. Wanna give this mom a present? (I know what you're thinking, dirtbags....not that kind of present) I want you to go and vote for our girl in a contest she's in over at Macho Rhino. She could win 2 grand, so get your ass over there now and do it. You don't have to register. Just click on her name.

I think I'll be hanging one of these fuckers in my living room. My friends are too high and lazy to find the bathroom on their own. Maybe, I'll paint bright yellow arrows on the floor directly to the bathroom. Nah, they'd still end up pissing in the shower.

Hey, here's something cool for all those childless couples out there. It's "Baby Urinate" And seriously, is that some kind of enema attachment that comes with it? What's that douche-like device in the package???

Speaking of douche-like devices that urinate everywhere.......

This is Faith showing me what sexual position she would like most to have me in.......either that or the fucking rock is too hot! (More Faith on Prettywasted, damn soon!)
Tuesday, August 31, 2010

This girl is megahot!
So I've had one of those weekends that went by in a total blur. I was sick, (not that you jerkoffs care) and decided not to update for a couple of days. Makes me wonder what you what you degenerates have been fapping too. On second thought, I want no fucking knowledge of what you sick fucks may have been fapping too.
Aiyana Nicole Needs You Now!

I give Aiyana Nicole a lot of shit on this site, but seriously, I'm such a huge fan, I love to promote her every chance I get. She's in a contest over at Macho Rhino and she's looking at like 2 grand if she wins this thing. First thing this morning, she's off to the hospital to have her baby and that money would really help out. So through the kindness of your souls, head on over to Macho Rhino and click her as winner. You DO NOT have to register or anything, Just fill out a stupid capcha and you're outta there. Aiyana Nicole has just come aboard as a Prettywasted Chick (I'm still in shock) and I want her to feel welcome here. Vote now-and vote often.
Thanks!
Sewerside Girls?

My Favorite Sewerside Girl: Crapnea
I so want to bring this white trash version of Suicide Girls (tm) back to the web. Check back here often.

I have no idea who this chick is, but if anyone knows, please tell her I LOVE HER!

Speaking of absolutely smoking fucking chicks, Faith (a PW Favorite) just did a brand spanking new shoot and we'll be bringing them to you here and there.
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